FUTURE OF AMERICA
Wal-Mart will be opening two new stores (Supermercado de Walmart), catering to the glut of illegal Hispanics living here. Future stores, however, will pursue the entire Un-American fare.
In an effort to satisfy all the growing elements here in America, Wal-Mart will be opening at least 6 new stores this year that cater to the completely Un-American among us.
Dissidents and extremists, those that believe the United States would be better run as an Islamic State, as well as those who have illegally breached our borders to suck our coffers, will soon have a place to feel at home when they shop.
Interpreters will be provided for ease of transactions, no matter what language the shopper speaks. Identification will not be required, as cash (in any form) will be the preferred form of payment. Currency converters will be attached to each shopping cart. Of course, all Government Food Stamps and coupons will also be accepted.
A speaker for Wal-Mart recently explained: "We believe in Capitalism and the American entrepreneurial spirit. The word "Enemy" is such subjective term and it's really not our job to prevent or even report those whose ideals and activities are ruining our country.
If we can induce people to spend money, the taxes should be more than enough to make up for our unique marketing strategies. We've decided to make as much money as we can no matter what it means to the future of the United States. After all. . . . . isn't that what America's all about?"
